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Monday, November 30

How to sponsor my moustache

Some of you have experienced it, some of you have not. Some of you have already sponsored it (thanks!) For those who are mo-deprived, here's the photo:



It's there. On my upper lip. Beneath my nose. Yes, that ginger smudge. I've worn that for a whole month, and had people ask me about it on an almost daily basis. The leather jacket is for effect. It makes me feel like Burt Reynolds. That's a good effect.

Anyway, you can sponsor me (why? To raise money for Prostate Cancer and Men's Health). Don't worry about it being the end of Movember - in the immortal words of Tesco, Every Little Helps. Here's how:

- go to http://uk.movember.com/mospace/43629/ and follow the instructions.

In case you're wondering, the team I organised at Google has so far raised just over $US33,000 globally, from 164 moustaches in 7 countries, which makes me proud as punch.

Cheers all!

Tuesday, November 24

ZipCar

While in Seattle, I rented a ZipCar for a few hours. It's fantastic. I can be in any of about 50 cities in the US, or in London, and hire a car for £5/hour or so with just a few hours notice. It's great. I hope this model expands globally - it would be great to have a global instant car rental in any city in Europe. So much more convenient than a normal hire car.

Hello from 30,000 feet

I'm presently[*] in a plane, 30,000 feet over Portland, Oregon. I've just taken off from Seattle on my way to San Francisco, where I have an 8 hour layover, then an 11 hour flight back to London. Obviously, this is less than ideal, but c'est la vie. It's also less than ideal that my departure was at 6am, which meant I had to be up at 4am. It also means that my window seat has a lovely view over black - the sun isn't up yet. That said, it's pretty overcast outside anyway, so I'm not sure I'd get to see a great deal of the Pacific coast anyway. If I look out the windows on the other (Eastern) side of the plane, I can see some lovely salmon pink sunrise over the top of the clouds.

In case you're wondering how I'm sending this email from a plane, Virgin America has free Wifi onboard (it happens to be sponsored by Google somehow). This is complete genius on Virgin America's part. Whenever I have to fly within the US (admittedly, not often), I will be flying Virgin. They not only have great service and facilities, but the interiors of their plance look way cool, with purple lights, black leather, and lots of shiny white plastic.

Ooh, I can see some lights outside, peeking through the cloud cover below. Judging from the inflight map (which is Google maps), it's Salem, Oregon. I'm hoping the clouds will clear ass the sun comes up, and I'll get a nice view of San Francisco bay and the Golden Gate bridge. On the way up to Seattle, I was on the wrong side of the plane, and only saw the queues of commuters coming in from Oakland.

Anyway, while I'm missing my beautiful wife (two weeks is far too long), and am really looking forward to meeting her in Paddington station tomorrow (we cross over there as she heads to an interview and I head home), I've had a pretty good time over here. Mountain View and San Francisco were pretty familiar. Highlights were driving a hybrid Toyota Prius (the engine starts and stops somewhat randomly, which can be disconcerting at traffic lights), and some of the stuff we did at GooCamp (it's an unconference, meaning a conference with no set agenda and no presenters or speakers, just people and rooms and the opportunity to talk about pretty much anything for two days).

I also caught up with a few friends, saw This Is It, the Michael Jackson movie (don't bother - I was given a free ticket, and it wasn't worth it), ate lots of delicious steak, drove to some mountains overlooking the Valley and visited the Apple Campus at 1 Infinite Loop, Cupertino. Nothing special, but significant somehow. While I was working at KPMG, and we had a lot of Macs, whenever you booted up a new Mac, the timezone would be set to "Cupertino". It's just a regular Silicon Valley city, which means that it's a giant housing estate - think Reynella, but on a gigantic scale.

Seattle was new to me - I visited the office here for two days, then spent one extra day (Saturday) exploring the city. It being the home of Starbucks and Microsoft (as well as Amazon and Boeing), I had to make a pilgrimage or two. So, I hired a car for a day (I love Zipcar - I can hire a car by the hour all over the US), and drove to:

15th Avenue Coffee & Tea - Starbucks' new "unbranded" coffee shop, where they're testing out things like coffee tasting sessions (which I happened to be there for - it was interesting, but the coffee wasn't that good - too watery). It struck me as a very upmarket starbucks, with a very stylised "independant" look to it. I suspect they won't be as profitable as the normal Starbucks are.

Bill Gates' House - well, as I was growing up, through high school and university, he was building it, so it's always been stuck in my mind as something I wanted to see. As you would expect, there's nothing to see. It looks like this. Disappointingly, Bill wasn't expecting me, and didn't invite me in to hear my views on the world.

Microsoft Campus, 1 Microsoft Way, Redmond - again, very significant as I was growing up. "Redmond" has always been a location I've wanted to visit, just to see where Microsoft comes from. It's bascially a big office park, with lots of buildings. It's kinda like the Google campus, but with boring signage (that said, Google's signage isn't exactly exciting).

Pike Place Market - A market in Seattle, where they allegedly throw fish. I didn't see any fish throwing, but did have a really nice halibut sandwich. I also visited the original Starbucks there. I'm not actually a huge Starbucks fan, to be honest, but in England, their coffee is among the better coffee you can get, and Seattle is their hometown, after all!

The Seattle Space Needle - This is the landmark of Seattle. It's just a big tower with a revolving restaurant at the top. I had dinner there last night - I wasn't expecting to, but I did on the spur of the moment, and they happened to have a spare table for one. Great views over Seattle, really nice food (I had Clam Chowder and Alaskan Sablefish). I also went on the monorail to get there.

I also took some photos from a viewpoint, and generally enjoyed myself, though wished I could share it with Polina. Particularly the Space Needle. There was a couple who got engaged up there who were with me in the lift on the way down. :-)

OK, they've turned on the seatbelt sign, which means I need to shut down. The sun is up, but the clouds are out. Goodbye, love you all!

[*] Well, I was at the time of writing, and sending this as an email to my family, but then I resposted this to the blog while on the ground in London. So it's kinda true in principle, but technically a lie that I sent this blog post from a plane.

Thursday, October 15

Imodium as a hangover cure

A friend's ex-housemate had a reputation for not being particularly bright. He used to go out drinking heavily every weekend. When he came back, he'd mix himself up a concoction of imodium. My friends noticed this and thought it was weird. One day they asked him if he was ill. He said no. They asked him what the imodium was for. He said it was for his hangover, of course!

Turns out that this is his logic:
  1. Alcohol dehydrates you.
  2. This dehydration is a major cause of the hangover.
  3. Diarrhea dehydrates you.
  4. You take Imodium to stop diarrhea from dehydrating you.
  5. So you can take Imodium to stop your alcohol-induced dehydration from causing a hangover.
Apparently, he did this two to three times each weekend. I can't imagine his discomfort every Monday.

Thursday, September 17

Leading a horse with a carrot

Friday, July 31

oo, shiny

I really want a 24" iMac. £1200, big enough to watch DVDs, and would be a good home computer. Alas... I want the £1200 more.

Cheap Houses in Detroit

So... houses in Detroit seem insanely cheap at the moment. Here's one at $US14,500, which sold for $US100,000 eight years ago. Apparently this is not uncommon. There's a lot of stories about the average house price being under $10,000, and I even saw one story mentioning houses for $50 or less. 

Realistically, I guess this is because literally nobody wants to own a house in (these parts of) Detroit any more. I wondered how bad could it *be*, I mean, if you can get an actual house for pocket change, surely you could just sit on it until the city recovers, as eventually it surely will. Then I saw this video, and understood.

Wave

In case you see nothing below this text, don't worry - if you have a Google Wave account, and are logged in, and everything is working, you should see something. For reference, I can't see anything myself.